Quotes & Sayings About Boogers

It's okay Luce, it's not about you, or how you used to eat your boogers until you were seven — Jay McLean

I'm scared of boogers. If anyone ever showed me a booger I'd smash their face in. — Johnny Depp

We put boogers on our fingers, then shake your hand. — Biz Markie

And they're also very good at math, these super boogers, and so they teach Billy the ways of mathematics. — William Joyce

I tape over most of them with Corrie or Neighbours. Most of them are crap. They can f***ing make anyone look good. I signed Marco Boogers off a video. He was a good player but a nutter. They didn't show that on the video. — Harry Redknapp

I am so stupid, little man," I told Phillip. "No you're not. Lizzie in my class, she's stupid. She eats her boogers. You don't do that. I've been watching. — Mary Calmes

Whilst it may be our species greatest achievement, responsible for every technological advance we have or ever will make, science is also poop and sex and boogers. — Katie McKissick

Clouds are like boogers hanging on the nostrils of the moon. — Robin Williams

Nathan said nothing for a moment. Then, "There's nothing in my fur, is there?"
Simon gave the other Wolf a careful look. "No boogers."
"Good. I hate washing boogers out of fur."
"Who doesn't? What comes out of human noses is disgusting ... — Anne Bishop

Friedrich Bischinger, has gained notoriety by recommending that kids eat their boogers to help strengthen their immune systems. — Cary McNeal

Keep your nose to the grindstone. It sharpens your boogers. — Steven Tyler

We're out playing ball in the gym, I put boogers on the basketball and pass it to him. — Biz Markie

We don't need less kids, just more middle managers ... — Ryan Fitzpatrick

Why is there such vanity about hair? I make a point to bathe. I worry about boogers in my nose, and I ask the makeup artist to cover up my pimples, but beyond that, I try not to be too vain. — Anthony Edwards

He was the kind of kid you did not want to sit by. He kept his boogers in his desk, he wore a neck tie. — John Hiatt

I always cast people with a sense of humor because people that are super serious don't understand when I ask them to eat a booger it's not necessarily about that. It's about something more. It's about inviting a little bit of absurdity into the process and humanity into the process. Making sure that no matter who we are and what sort of pedestal or glamorous lighting we're under, we're all eating boogers man. — David Gordon Green

Admitting that Katie had taken too much blood was on par with saying an adult human had pooped their pants or eaten their own boogers! — Faith Hunter