Boners Erections Quotes & Sayings

I'm getting a diamond-hard boner just thinking about it. — Tim Dorsey

I am the executioner. When the crime is committed and the Lord God does not take vengeance nor does the exalted State move to declare and then to punish, I say when these bitter events happen, then comes the time for the executioner to declare himself or herself as the case may be. I have waited long enough. So the time has come, and I declare myself the executioner. The three criminals are hereby sentenced to death. By fire. By earth. By water. — Jay Bennett

The movement of the emitters of the spectral lines may be deduced on the basis of the Doppler principle. — Johannes Stark

Death is an inconvenience, to be sure," The Wizard Landau Bain, Lucky Stiff (still writing it) — Robert Lee Beers

I'm in the real world, some people try to steal from me, and I stop them, frequently, take them to court. I love a good lawsuit. It's fun. — Alan Alda

I don't think Romney is wacky at all, but religion makes intelligent people say and do wacky things, believe and affirm crazy things. Left on his own, Romney would never have said something like the Garden Of Eden was in Missouri, and will be again. — Christopher Hitchens

There is something self-defeating in the too-conscious pursuit of pleasure. — Max Eastman

We have a rise of extremism because we need to give a sense that we are targeting some of the deeper problems in Greece, the injustices. — George Papandreou

Anyway, the sickness kick-starts the brain, reanimates the body after death. I could go into more detail,but you know, we have these great visual aids out here, which would really help me out ... "
"Nice try."
I heard him chuckle. I willed myself not to like the sound.
And I undid one of the locks. — Lia Habel

I happen to watch public television more than anything else. I'm also a news junkie, so I watch a lot of CNN. — Lauren Bacall

You sure you want to cross me?
In that moment she's her father's daughter. — Holly Black

I feel sorry for Sparta when you're queen. What are you going to do? Tell your husband and the rest of the court that they can wrap your beauty around them to keep warm and well all winter? — Esther M. Friesner

My policy is I will help any policymaker who asks, whether they be a Republican or a Democrat. — Mark Zandi

Irony differentiates. Cynicism never does. — Paul Horgan

It's easy to do nothing, but your heart breaks a little more every time you do. — Mark Ruffalo