Boinking Quotes & Sayings

Mr. Bingham said, "Hey, you guys are supposedly psychic. Why didn't you see that coming and warn the girl?"
Mom sighed. "Again, we don't see the future."
"Yeah. You're a bunch of frauds."
I'd had it. My frustration boiled over. I turned to Mrs. Bingham. "Do you know a Jane Sutherland?"
Confusion swept over her delicate features. "Yes, she used to be my husband's secretary before he was laid off. What about her?"
"He wasn't laid off. He was fired. The company has rules against boinking your secretary, even though your husband apparently has no qualms with the matter."
"Clarity!" Mom screamed. — Kim Harrington

The pretty nurse had just injected her with something that totally rocked, and if she wanted to think about boinking a bronzed, tattooed, impossibly handsome doctor who was so far out of her league she need a telescope to see him, then screw it. Screw him. Over and over. — Larissa Ione

Being kissed by a man who didn't wax his moustache was-like eating an egg without salt. — Rudyard Kipling

You went to the catamaran with him?" Marcus couldn't believe what he was hearing. "You've been boating together?"
"Yes, boating
not boinking
boating!" Rosie screeched. — Suzy Duffy

You can't find your passion if you don't push through pain. — Jeff Goins

I thought the secret of life was obvious: be here now, love as if your whole life depended on it, find your life's work, and try to get hold of a giant panda. — Anne Lamott

Not even thinking about anything. My mind is a blank. We just want to enjoy the moment. — Andre Iguodala

The diffrense from a person and an angel is easy. Most of an angel is in the inside and most of a person is on the outside. — Fynn

Italian cooking again. The power of the "pinch of death" has — Bruce Springsteen

Energy spent to worry is a total lose. It is a down payment you've made without any return". — Abdulazeez Henry Musa

O: Hey youngman, you should respect me!
Y: Hey oldman, you should understand me! — Toba Beta

I love the idea that the person that signs you makes the record, because you get that sense of guidance, of being there at that close point. — Erol Alkan

Every time we look at the Blessed Sacrament our place in heaven is raised forever. — Gertrude The Great

The public firm can nowhere maintain itself in free competition with the private firm; it is possible today only where it has a monopoly that excludes competition. Even that alone is evidence of its lesser economic productivity. — Ludwig Von Mises

I would never betray you," she responded automatically, then bit her lip.
He raised one eyebrow.
"Okay, other that boinking your enemy, I would never betray you," she qualified.
He huffed a laugh, "Boinking?"
"I believe that's one of Sheldon's terms. — Dianne Duvall