Bogus Funny Quotes & Sayings

I'd been coming to New York for weekends since I was 17, and after 9/11, I started making these trips more frequently, just to make contact with the city. — Garth Risk Hallberg

We may outrun By violent swiftness And lose by over-running. — William Shakespeare

When someone gives me either a democratic or republican pamphlet, I throw it in their face. I'm a librarian, damn it! We only take book donations. — Bauvard

The designer of a new kind of system must participate fully in the implementation. — Donald Knuth

Emptying yourself of your best work isn't just about checking off tasks on your to-do list; it's about making steady, critical progress each day on the projects that matter, in all areas of life. — Todd Henry

I grew up in Florida riding horses, so for the majority of my life I was either in boots and jeans or a bathing suit. — Kate Upton

Your own self-will and anxiety, your hurry and labor, disturb your peace and prevent Me from working in you. Look at the little flowers, in the serene summer days; they quietly open their petals, and the sun shines into them with its gentle influences. So I will do for you, if you will yield yourself to me. — Gerhard Tersteegen

There are only two races, the decent and the indecent. — Viktor E. Frankl

To be a great game, one of the teams has to score first. — Mark Lawrenson

Terrence, the Roman slave who freed himself with his writings, once observed, "I am a human being. Nothing human is alien to me." That could be the motto of literature! — Julia Alvarez

When I was eight and a half, my parents moved to a part of Queens where there was a club nearby. We joined, and if you believe in someone up above, I think I was meant to play tennis. — John McEnroe

There is no future in a job. The only future is inside oneself. We look inside rather than outside. We become producer rather than consumers of other peoples' production. — Stephen Covey

4. Knowledge is the most democratic source of power. — Alvin Toffler

No, I don't like you, I just thought you were cute enough to kiss you. — Frank Ocean