Blueline Auto Quotes & Sayings

For a lot of people, God lives in their Bibles and they open it when they feel He has something to say. — Stanley Victor Paskavich

There were two monsters sharing this planet with us when I was a boy, however, and I celebrate their extinction today. They were determined to kill us, or at least to make our lives meaningless. They came close to success. They were cruel adversaries, which my little friends the beavers were not. Lions? No. Tigers? No. Lions and tigers snoozed most of the time. The monsters I will name never snoozed. They inhabited our heads. They were the arbitrary lusts for gold, and, God help us, for a glimpse of a little girl's underpants. — Kurt Vonnegut

Doing comedy is one of the best gifts in life. — Mallory Jansen

If I can get a sanitized version of reality, I'll take it. — Darrell Hammond

If a writer publishes any thing that attracts notice, and is in itself just, but does not accord with our plan, we must endeavour to win him over, or decry him. — Adam Weishaupt

In mass cruelty, the expulsions of Germans ordered by the Russians fall not very far short of the atrocities perpetrated by the Nazis. — Bertrand Russell

For, as the myths tell us, it is by defying the gods that human beings have best expressed their humanity. — Salman Rushdie

Over a quarter of the words in the Bible appear just once, and of these no less than 289 belong to roots used only once in BH. — Angel Saenz-Badillos

Tyler's words coming out of my mouth. And I used to be such a nice guy. — Chuck Palahniuk