Bloder Monterrey Quotes & Sayings

Albert Einstein, who discovered that a tiny amount of mass is equal to a huge amount of energy, which explains why, as Einstein himself so eloquently put it in a famous 1939 speech to the Physics Department at Princeton, 'You have to exercise for a week to work off the thigh fat from a single Snickers.' — Dave Barry

Even when they have nothing, the Irish emit a kind of happiness, a joy. — Fiona Shaw

It is easiest to "be all things to all men," but it is not honest. Self-respect must be sacrificed every hour in the day. — Abraham Lincoln

Robin Hood just called, he wants Sherwood Forest back. — Heather Vogel Frederick

Unless you are genuinely interested in working with someone, don't. It doesn't matter how big an expert they are, or how much grant money the project would bring in. Stay away from things that do not interest you. — Ian Stewart

Bug? You sack of sweat stink. I've got farts that smell sweeter than you. Think you're better than me? Poop ice cream cones, do you? Call me a bug! Rachel, let me do him now. — Kim Harrison

The upside to anger? Getting it out of your system. You got to express your anger. Then you have room for more positive things. If I hold something in a long time, and then I speak it, it's amazing how the light shines so much brighter. — Reba McEntire