Bloddy Jack Quotes & Sayings

Few things are more delightful than grandchildren fighting over your lap. — Doug Larson

The summer kings are gods, and we are finally, in the end, just men. — Alaya Dawn Johnson

My name, it's Elizabeth. And I assure you, I'm no tart. — E.K. Blair

For desert, maybe we can split a couple of crumbs. — Nicholas Sparks

The real Oxford is a close corporation of jolly, untidy, lazy, good-for-nothing humorous old men, who have been electing their own successors ever since the world began and who intend to go on with it. They'll squeeze under the Revolution or leap over it when the time comes, don't you worry. — C.S. Lewis

Would this country be better off if no one drank? Yes, it would be, but we tried that; it doesn't work. I don't want to tell anybody that they can't have as many drinks as they want every single night of the week as long as they don't get behind the wheel of a car. — Gary Johnson

I think it was a modest thing I did (Fahrenheit 9/11) ... this is an election year ... I'm not telling them how to vote. I'm saying get information about the issues ... at first there's just silence, then there's 'Yeah!' and then there's 'Boo' ... I have never seen a reaction like this, in all my years of touring ... Clear Channel can't threaten to not play my records because they are not going to play them anyway ... — Linda Ronstadt

Bravery is the dead man's virtue. — Joe Abercrombie

In my mind I was Laura Croft, trapped in Mayberry. — Liliana Hart

I had hung my shaving glass by the window, and was just beginning to shave. Suddenly I felt a hand on my shoulder, and heard the Count's voice saying to me, "Good morning." I started, for it amazed me that I had not seen him, since the reflection of the glass covered the whole room behind me. — Bram Stoker

A million candles burnt in him without his being at the trouble of lighting a single one — Virginia Woolf

And if the professional rapist is to be separated from the average dominant heterosexual (male), it may be mainly a quantitative difference. — Susan Griffin

Leaders at the highest levels of our government are undertaking a deliberate and systematic effort to redefine our government, our economy and our country. — Marco Rubio

Get it into your thick head that jokes are just like life. Things that begin badly, end badly. Everything's fine in the middle, it's the end you need to worry about. — Laszlo Krasznahorkai

Finally, he backs off and looks at me, smiling. "First time you've been kissed by a man, Puss? A real man?"
I come back to my senses and says, breathlessly, "Put out the fire, Jared."
"If you mean the fire down below, Jacky, that will never go out ... ," he says, coming for me again.
"The fire on the desk, you fool! — L.A. Meyer

I'm an old dog; I don't get too excited. I don't get caught up in all the mass hysteria. — Tim Howard