Quotes & Sayings About Blizzards Funny

Chapulier's Rule (the law of least resistance). If the machine is not too bright and incapable of reflection, it does whatever you tell it to do. But a smart machine will first consider which is more worth its while: to perform the given task or, instead, to figure some way out of it.
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The Great Mendacitor, for example, for nine years in charge of the Saturn meliorization project, did absolutely nothing on that planet, sending out piles of fake progress reports, invoices, requisition forms, and either bribed his supervisors or kept them in a state of electronic shock. — Stanislaw Lem

The intelligence community agrees 30 percent of the terrorists released from Guantanamo are known or suspected to have already re-joined the fight against Americans_- a statistic that translates to a horrific reality. — Mark Kirk

If there is such a thing as a good marriage, it is because it resembles friendship rather than love. — Michel De Montaigne

God has punished the knave, and the devil has drowned the rest. — Voltaire

It was a little awkward walking behind his mom when, about eight hours ago, I had been rolling around on the floor with her son with my shirt pulled halfway up my back. — Katie Kacvinsky

A good album can make your day. A great album can change your life. — Hunter Hayes

I am doing the best I can given what I have today. — Jillian Michaels

The normal present connects the past and the future through limitation. Contiguity results, crystallization by means of solidification. There also exists, however, a spiritual present that identifies past and future through dissolution, and this mixture is the element, the atmosphere of the poet. — Novalis

We know that all must, in the end, stand by the side of the Divine. There is no escape from it, because that is His will. — Charles Webster Leadbeater

I sing the song of my heartstrings, alone in the eternal muteness, in the face of God. — Yone Noguchi

Because," said the swallow man. "A friend is not someone to whom you give the things you need when the world is at war. A friend is someone to whom you give the things that you need when the world is at peace. — Gavriel Savit

First, he [Donald Trump] took out like this little make up compact like right here, because he had a sweat mustache. — Marco Rubio

You don't pay the same price for a Ferrari as you do for a Honda Accord. But for some reason, for movie tickets, you're asked to pay the same price for 'Avatar' as you are for some $2 million movie, which is kind of a weird thing when you think about it. — Catherine Hardwicke