Blink 182 Tom Delonge Quotes & Sayings

Blame the promoter, not me. Damn you! — Blink-182

Human nature is eternal; therefore one who follows his nature keeps his original nature, in the end. — Orson Welles

When universities are forced to recruit more and more from outwith Scotland just to balance the books, it is inevitable that doors are being slammed shut on some of our brightest talent. — Johann Lamont

He who trusts himself is lost. He who trusts in God can do all things. — Alphonsus Liguori

Let me also remind you that zero, like all of mathematics, is fictional and an idealization. It is impossible to reach absolute zero temperature or to get perfect vacuum. Luckily, mathematics is a fairyland where ideal and fictional objects are possible. — Doron Zeilberger

I'm probably the sexiest and best in bed. Even if I'm by myself in bed. — Blink-182

Yeah, I actually do know where I am. — Blink-182

I might be a dork, but I don't want to be a jerk. — Tom DeLonge

We just write down a bunch of words, and pray to god they make sense. And if we don't, it doesn't matter, we're artists — Tom DeLonge

I applaud anyone who thinks I'm good-looking and invite them into my world — Tom DeLonge

Oh my God, is it really the womens'? Sorry... — Blink-182

I came here to tell you the truth, the good, the bad and the ugly. — Oliver North

Hailey winked, then came over to Callie. "Sit down and tell me what you need."

"A man?" she blurted, then shut her eyes. Damn. Totally not what she meant to say.

Hailey threw her head back and laughed. "It's about time you said that, although I don't know if you need a man so much as to get laid."

The other customer at the counter sputtered his coffee and Callie laughed, turning to him. "She meant that I don't need a man in my life, just an orgasm. I'm not a lesbian. Well, I made out with a couple girls when I was, like, nineteen, but that was just experimenting. It's good to make sure you're sure about what you want, you know?"

The man blushed hard, put money on the counter, and scurried away. — Carrie Ann Ryan