Blickenstaff Quotes & Sayings

McDonald's announced that it's considering a more humane way of slaughtering its animals. You know they fatten them up and then kill them. You know the same thing they do to their customers, isn't it? — Jay Leno

They say that it is one of the most terrifying manifestations in nature: a bull elephant in a state of must. Twin streams of vile-smelling liquid flow from the ducts of the temples and into the corners of the jaws. At these times the great beast will gore giraffes and hippos, will break the backs of cringeing rhinoceri. This was male-elephantine heat. Must: it derived via Urdu from the Persian mast or maest - "intoxicated." But I had settled for the modal verb. I must, I must, I just must. — Martin Amis

She's all broken inside but no one will ever notice. - Unknown — Monica Murphy

I think baseball owes McGwire a gratitude of thanks for putting baseball back on the map where it should be. — Jose Canseco

On the cross, both justice and love are being satisfied - evil, sin, and death are being defeated. — Timothy Keller

We loved killing time and had perfected several ways of doing so. We wandered the hallways carrying papers that indicated some mission of business when in reality we were in search of free candy. — Joshua Ferris

SNAPE: "Did no one teach you to knock, boy?"
Scorpius looks up at Snape, slightly breathless, slightly unsure, slightly exultant.
SCORPIUS: "Severus Snape. This is an honor. — J.K. Rowling

I am single and not looking to be in a relationship. — Chris Evans

The one reason people don't take dance seriously is because a lot of choreographers don't take dance seriously. — Mark Morris

Men with shaved heads are always better. Just ask my wife. — Tom Colicchio