Bleekselder Quotes & Sayings

Smartass Disciple: Master, please show me the way to the enlightenment.
Master of Stupidity: Walk with me! [but I won't let you try to surpass me]. — Toba Beta

Americans need bullshit the way koala bears need eucalyptus leaves. They've become totally addicted to it. They get so much of it back home that they can't survive without it. — Michael Moorcock

What went on in that head of his? I would soon come to understand that he gave voice to only a fraction of the thoughts that swam behind his eyes. It was not nearly so clean and smooth in there as it seemed. Other lives were houses in that mind, parallel worlds. Maybe we're all built a little that way. But most of us drop hints. Most of us leave clues. My father was more careful. — Karen Thompson Walker

Let us understand Darwinism so we can walk in the opposite direction when it comes to setting up society. — Richard Dawkins

The way to self-love and admiration is to behave like someone whom you love and admire. — Aspen Matis

It doesn't matter what you're chasing, when you get there you're gonna be like, "Oh, is this all? It kind of sucks." — Michael Ian Black