Blah Short Quotes & Sayings

I'm supposed to be guilty of all sorts of crimes and misdemeanors, but when you get right down to it, I'm really only guilty of one: wondering. The road to Hell, you say, is paved with good intentions. Charming. But actually it's paved with intriguing questions. You want to know. Man do you want to know. — Glen Duncan

Every lawyer shall tell his or her client that becoming involved with the legal system is like three years of experimental chemotherapy, one hundred percent guaranteed not to work. — Lawrence Joseph

I love watching the Oscars and seeing everybody saying all that 'it's an honour just to be nominated' rubbish. Then you see their faces when the split screen comes up as the winner is announced - the losers are all smiling through gritted teeth and looking as if they just swallowed half a pound of soor plooms. — John Niven

How many people do you know believe they're going to heaven because, they're not trusting so much in Christ as they are the sincerity of the decision they made a long time ago? — Paul Washer

Ill news are swallow-winged, but what is good walks on crutches. — Philip Massinger

You have to be very careful with who you do business. It's like a marriage. Do your research and check references. — David Wolfe

3 is prime, 5 is prime, 7 is prime, 9 is an unfortunate mistake of the devil. But if it repents, it will be saved! — Billy Graham

The Rolling Stones are so versatile, they're like the band version of that Infinite Dress they sell on QVC. — Diablo Cody

People don't have to believe in you for you to succeed. Just work hard, when you succeed, they will believe. — Stephen Keshi

There is no difference between acute schizophrenia and a world at war. — Gary Zukav

The prevailing wisdom is that markets are always right. I take the opposite position. I assume that markets are always wrong. — George Soros

Our anger and annoyance are more detrimental to us than the things themselves which anger or annoy us. — Marcus Aurelius