Blackadder The Fourth Quotes & Sayings

A gay man can be friends with a straight man. That can happen. — Steve Guttenberg

Why me?" He said finally. "Are you on some sort of mission to fuck up my life?"
"I try my best to avoid you."
"You're doing a hell of a job."
"I honestly don't mean to cause you problems."
"You don't cause problems. An unpiloted vampire causes problems. You cause catastrophes. — Ilona Andrews

Humans don't excel at performing repetitive manual work. — Bernard Golden

A wise man ought to realize that health is his most valuable possession. — Hippocrates

What's the use of talking? You can see for yourself that this is a barbarous country; the people have no morals; and the boredom! — Anton Chekhov

Some people like to travel by train because it combines the slowness of a car with the cramped public exposure of an airplane. — Dennis Miller

I like the quiet life sometimes. I also love a bustling press conference sometimes as well. I love a 600 metre red carpet. — Martin Freeman

The cost of freedom is being strong enough to find the implement your own desires. — Steven Redhead

Apart, that is, from the line of artistically naked ladies along its parapets. They were holding urns; urns is art. — Terry Pratchett

be like a bee and put your life into the sting! — Joshua Heights

Don't wait for the Last Judgment. It happens every day. — Albert Camus

Pilate was merciful till it became risky. — C.S. Lewis

If the beat gets to the audience, and the message touches them, you've got a hit. — Casey Kasem