Black Lagoon Funny Quotes & Sayings

The mob has nothing to lose, everything to gain. — Johann Wolfgang Von Goethe

I'll take my wrinkles. I don't like the Botox thing. — Gwyneth Paltrow

I was always complaining that there weren't enough good people going into public service, so I figured I had to get behind someone I found so compelling. — Mona Sutphen

See? Injustice. Here we are, risking our lives to rescue Kai and this whole planet, and Adri and Pearl get to go to the royal wedding. I'm disgusted. I hope they spill soy sauce on their fancy dresses."

Jacin's concern turned fast to annoyance. "Your ship has some messed-up priorities, you know that?"

"Iko. My name is Iko. If you don't stop calling me the 'ship,' I am going to make sure you never have hot water during your showers again, do you understand me?"

"Yeah, hold that thought while I go disable the speaker system."

"What? You can't mute me. Cinder! — Marissa Meyer

I can understand why those bands do it. It can be a hell of a lot of bloody fun. People are allowed to have a bit of fun after the age of 40, and a lot of them do need the money. — Nik Kershaw

They never let you live it down. One little mistake!- Nero — Robert Asprin

Even when I was young and content and thought life would bring good things for me and mine, I didn't believe in miracles. — Juliet Marillier

Who says that big-budget films are safer than mid-range films? In terms of return on investment, I'd rather have 'Sling Blade' and 'Shine' than 'Volcano.' — Sidney Sheinberg

Building a museum case and filling it with types of mussels is one way of knowing mussels; but on the shore, a mussel leads to a crab or a curious stone, which leads to another thing and eventually leads back to mussels, which is another and perhaps a more far-reaching way to know mussels. The sea that always seems like a metaphor, but one that is always moving, cannot be fixed, like a heart that is a like a tongue that is like a mystery that is like a story that is like a border that is like something altogether different and like everything at once. One thing leads to another, and this is the treasure that always runs through your fingers and never runs out. — Rebecca Solnit

Among civilized peoples, especially the very wealthy population of the United States of America, women have become objects of luxury who consume but do not produce. — Vilfredo Pareto

How do you know that past exist? — Deyth Banger

There's an intimacy in listening to somebody's lies, I've always thought
you learn more about someone from the things they wish were true than from the things that actually are. — Jennifer DuBois

By reinforcing every part, he weakens every part. — Sun Tzu