Bjelland Tree Quotes & Sayings

Spam is a waste of the receivers' time, and, a waste of the sender's optimism. — Mokokoma Mokhonoana

I eat the hearts of girls and puke slugs and snails. — Raegan Butcher

What else could have happened? Car wouldn't start? House caught on fire? Escaped convict climbed through his bedroom window and tied him with duct tape? Poison eggnog? Or maybe I just didn't matter to him. — Natalie Standiford

Singers come and go; the music business waxes and wanes. The blues are popular and unpopular, often at the same time. — Linda Barnes

Because no windows were open and the air was so still and cold that the trees dared not move for fear of encountering more of it than they had to, Christiana thought that she had entered a city of the dead. — Mark Helprin

What is most important to understand about dysfunctional families is that in keeping the family "secrets," we are harming ourselves and diminishing our ability to be honest and open-hearted with ourselves and others we care about — Katherine Mayfield

No sport, watching horror movie with friends in bright room.
Try that alone at night without light with mirror above screen! — Toba Beta

Your mother is a shifty knitter. — Marion Jensen

I've sometimes thought that it's only by recalling that desperate devotion my kids once felt for me that I can maintain my own desperate devotion in the face of their adolescent sneering. — Ayelet Waldman

To a hammer, every problem is a nail," we said on the team but we called him 'the screwdriver'. We were confronted with stubborn nails and we needed a sledgehammer. — Massimo Marino

You might be a redneck if your good deed for the month was hiding your brother for a few days. — Jeff Foxworthy

When you are too old to play golf, you had better die. — King Edward VIII