Bizarrely Funny Quotes & Sayings

Our nation is indeed fortunate that we can still draw on an immense reservoir of courage, character, and fortitude, that we are still blessed with heroes like those of the Space Shuttle Challenger. Man will continue his conquest of space. To reach out for new goals and ever-greater achievements, that is the way we shall commemorate our seven Challenger heroes. — Ronald Reagan

Censure is the tax a man pays to the public for being eminent. — Jonathan Swift

Where is the lightning to lick you with its tongue? Where is the madness with which you should be cleansed — Friedrich Nietzsche

Loud roars the wild tempestuous sea, Your presence, Lord, shall comfort me. — Charles Haddon Spurgeon

Neither privacy nor publicity is dead, but technology will continue to make a mess of both. — Danah Boyd

There is a difference between dramatizing your sensibility and your personality. The literary works which we think of as classicsdid the former. Much modern writing does the latter, and so has an affinity with, say, night-club acts in all their shoddy immediacy. — Paul Horgan

I don't see the desert as barren at all; I see it as full and ripe. It doesn't need to be flattered with rain. It certainly needs rain, but it does with what it has, and creates amazing beauty. — Joy Harjo

Bizarrely funny ... Rarely is a documentary as well attuned to its subject as Howard Brookner's BURROUGHS, which captures as much about the life, work and sensibility of its subject as its 86 minute format allows. — Janet Maslin

This world is larger than your heart
still larger than your pain
but know this:
everything ends
so let what remains of us all
be love. — Julio Alexi Genao

The Weizmann Institute showed me respect and didn't require many administrative tasks, so I was quite independent. I did what I wanted. — Ada Yonath

That was one thing the Divines had taught us: treasure every precious moment. Do the things you've always dreamed of doing. Spend as much time as you can with the ones you love, because tomorrow you might not get the chance. — Violet Cross

I concentrate on exercises from the waist down, since that is the laziest part of a woman's body. — Tina Louise