Bitterly Pungent Quotes & Sayings

(My proudest moment as a child was the time I beat my uncle Pierre at Scrabble with the seven-letter word FARTING.) — Tina Fey

The angel of God, having secretly
Betrothed us one winter day,
Watches over our carefree lives
With fixed, darkening eyes
Because of this we love the sky,
Keen air, the fresh wind
And the blackening branches
Behind the iron fence.
Because of this we love the stern
Dark city with its many waterways.
And we love our partings,
And our brief meetings. — Anna Akhmatova

It's no use going the extra mile if people don't expect it. You will never get extra credit for it. Just invest it on something else. — Sartika Kurniali

Everyone in the South has no time for reading because they are all too busy writing. — William Faulkner

In Judaism, the way you learn to love someone is by giving to them," she said. "The more you give to a person, the more you end up loving them. If love is just a feeling, and that feeling changes, then what? Love has to be something you choose to build. — Kristin Newman

You have to be kind of sensitive to be in rock and roll. — Kemp Muhl

I go where the lizards tell me. — Scott Westerfeld

Rick Perry dropped out of the presidential race. When asked what went wrong, Perry said, I guess America is not ready to elect a dumb guy from Texas. But in time. — Conan O'Brien