Bitter Slromines Quotes & Sayings

What?" I ask, throwing my hands up, and then pointing at the woman. "Don't even look at me like that, lady. You know after having that baby, your vagina probably looks like wrinkled roast beef curtains. So don't kid yourself...because your vagina hates you." ~Vivian — S.L. Romines

Happiness is good for the body, but it is grief which develops the strengths of the mind. — Marcel Proust

Vivian, if I had a dollar for every time you confused the hell out of me today, I would be a rich man," he says, interlocking his fingers behind his head. "Now, can we please get in the hotel so we can shower and get some sleep? Or are we just going to stand here and talk about neck biting cocks all night." ~Jax — S.L. Romines

Vitality! That's the pursuit of life, isn't it? — Katharine Hepburn

In my opinion, children should be seen and not heard. I'm an adult, so it follows that I should be heard and not seen. That's why I work exclusively over the intercom. — Lemony Snicket

I take off my hands and I give them to you but you don't want them, so I take them back and put them on the wrong way, the wrong wrists. — Richard Siken

If they really wanted some fancy new term for "zombie" to catch on, they should have made it easy to shout at the top of your lungs, — Mira Grant

I don't like ten dollar words. Anybody can do anything with a thesaurus. Make me feel a certain way with the least amount of words possible and I respect that. — Rude Jude

You do everything everyone tells you to do because you're afraid that if you say no, they won't like you. — Eliza Gordon

Someone's forgiveness will not heal you; condemnation or absolution is their test, not yours. — Bryant McGill

One of the main arguments that I make in my new book, 'The Great Degeneration,' is that the rule of law in the U.S. is becoming the rule of lawyers. — Niall Ferguson

A wet dog is lovingest. — James Thurber

If the technology is disruptive, on the other hand, the odds are that at the end of the transition, the leaders will have been toppled and new companies will be on top. — Clayton Christensen

God will publish your love story in His perfect time and not your own "designated" time. The more you desperately search for it, the more elusive your prospective love would be.Simply let it find you. Let yourself grow first and be ready to get involved in a sincere and healthy relationship and not just because the "last train" might leave without you on board or that you are lonely and feeling pressured. True love comes when it is meant to be yours and if it is your right time." -Elizabeth's Quotes — Elizabeth E. Castillo

Never play tips from "insiders." They can't see the forest for the trees. — Bernard Baruch