Birthday Party Invite Quotes & Sayings

I suffered a lot when there was, like, a birthday party and I was not invited. Not because I was ugly or stupid; I was not invited because the parents would say to the kids, "Don't invite him, because he's poor and he comes from the south of Italy, and he can't give you nothing." — Riccardo Tisci

If God had to go to such lengths to invite people to his birthday party, I reasoned, He probably wasn't serving very good cake. — Kirk Read