Birth Thesaurus Quotes & Sayings

However, frat-boy humor is funny and it always will be. — Craig Kilborn

Every time a puck gets past me and I look back into the net, I say, 'uh-oh.' — Bernie Parent

If you're a bird... I'm a bird... — Nicholas Sparks

Crack is cheap. I make too much money to ever smoke crack. Let's get that straight. OK? We don't do crack. We don't do that. Crack is whack. — Whitney Houston

If I'd had the nerve, I'd have become a thief or a gangster, but since I didn't, I became a photographer. — Man Ray

it's going great. Two months in, and I've created three apps."

"Apps?"

"For people who buy my book as an e-book --which will be everybody. The first is called Don't Look. It's for the overly sensitive. It blurs and turns the type red when a dog dies or a baby is born with a birth defect. Stuff like that. My second is It's Not Okay When You Say It, and it delivers an electrical zap if the reader laughs at a racial slur. My third is Jesus Thesaurus, which replaces explicit sexual language with church words. So, when one of my characters 'saints' a guy's 'disciple', He'll beg her to 'cavalry' his 'Baptists' and 'shout amen'. — Helen Ellis

Trouble is the common denominator of living. It is the great equalizer. — Soren Kierkegaard

The hardest single thing you do is get the bloody screenplay right. — Ridley Scott