Birtane Gungor Quotes & Sayings

If you go to a bad movie, it's two hours. If you're in a bad movie, it's two years. — Jerry Seinfeld

Ignorant people think it is the noise which fighting cats make that is so aggravating, but it ain't so; it is the sickening grammar that they use. — Mark Twain

Do not worry so much of the future that you let today pass you by. — R.A. Salvatore

Only a madman would try to market headache medicine today under the name John's Headache Pills. This would be insufficiently techno-marvelous. No, the name must sound like it carne out of a laboratory yesterday ... Zantistat 100, or something like that. — Douglas Wilson

Our virus is a lot smarter than the ones you see in zombie movies. It doesn't make its victims stagger around slobbering and moaning so anyone in their right minds would run the other way. It gets you cozying up to people so you cough and sneeze it right into their faces.
We just need the vaccine. Then we'll be okay. — Megan Crewe

A key difference between Christianity and Islam is that Muslims believe that the Koran contains verbatim the word of God; it is written in the imperative. This precludes a comparison with Christianity. — Geert Wilders

Tough times go away, tough people do not. — Walter Payton

Next time you're about to call your daughter bossy, take a deep breath and say, 'My daughter has executive leadership skills.' — Sheryl Sandberg

If a dish doesn't turn out right, change the name and don't bat an eyelid. A fallen souffle is only a risen omelette. It depends on the self-confidence with which you present it. — Lionel Blue

This was never my shit. This was just a life of agony for me in a place of insanity. — Sarah Ann Walker

That which shows God in me, fortifies me. That which shows God out of me, makes me a wart and a wen. — Ralph Waldo Emerson

I appreciate failure. Failure means that an attempt was made, and a lesson can be learned. As long as we're alive after the effort, there is a chance for success the next time around. — George Takei

I replaced the headlights in my car with strobe lights, so it looks like I'm the only one moving. — Steven Wright

Courage is very important. Like a muscle, it is strengthened by use. — Ruth Gordon