Birdshit Records Quotes & Sayings

Telling doesn't help me - it helps you. As Wilde says, It is the confession, not the priest, that gives absolution ... — John Geddes

Living life is the greatest adventure. — Lailah Gifty Akita

Well, mostly I just want to be an actor. I love being an actor, and I don't want to be a spokesman for anything, I don't want to do anything crazy or fancy like that. — Rainn Wilson

Texas is killing people in the 73rd trimester. — Christopher Titus

But I loved the script to 7th Heaven and couldn't say no. It made me laugh and cry, and I was hooked. I'd love to know who turned it down, because I'm sure at least one other actor did. But I'm glad he did, whoever it was. — Stephen Collins

Revolutions are effected in two ways, by force and by fraud. — Aristotle.

I once heard someone say that the concept of moderation seems a little extreme, and tonight ... I agree. — Koren Zailckas

I think I'm realising more and more that I've got a job to do and I can't be doing the big nights out and working to my full potential the next day. I feel much better for it. — Johnny Vegas

Effective immediately, homosexuality and bi-sexuality are outlawed, and all gay men and women will be administered with a sense elixir at their next medical checkup. Those who are aged seventeen are required to immediately participate in the pageant. Anyone found to be engaging in homosexual activity will be immediately imprisoned without trial. — Siobhan Davis