Biomedical Engineering Funny Quotes & Sayings

Americans are desperately, here on the West Coast, buying up and hoarding iodine pills ... Isn't it great that in a land that is divided between conservative morons and liberal pussies, somehow we have managed to find a way to pull together and behave like moronic pussies? — Bill Maher

It is impossible to accommodate everyone and twice as impossible to please all the dwarfs. — Terry Pratchett

Raised to believe that her life would be, as her great-grandmother's was said to have been, one ceaseless round of fixed and settled principles, aims, motives, and activity, she could sometimes think of nothing to do but walk downtown, check out the Bon Marche for clothes she could not afford, buy a cracked crab for dinner and take a taxi home. — Joan Didion

I have an only child. She's so independent and good with adults. — Tim Allen

It is the very error of the moon; She comes more nearer earth than she was wont, And makes men mad. — William Shakespeare

I was an idiot in terms of career-building, but I had a great time. — Sally Kellerman

How easy it was to be a Communist when you weren't living under Communism! — Julian Barnes