Binge Drinking Funny Quotes & Sayings

Honestly, there was a time after I came out that I really did not think I would be working again. — Heather Matarazzo

While most of us know that we feel better after a good hearty laugh, science, in many cases, is yet to prove why. — Allen Klein

Do you suppose we can take that as evidence? We could cut out the sections."
Jonas snorted, "You can try taking a saw to that house, but personally, I'm not about to get anywhere near it with anything resembling a weapon. — Christine Feehan

So now that you know my truth, let's talk about yours. — J.D. Cunegan

A procession of the damned. By the damned, I mean the excluded. We shall have a procession of data that Science has excluded. — Charles Fort

Measurements of national income are subject to this type of illusion — Sidin Vadukut

Babies arrive into the world crying and old people leave the world while others cry for them. Everything in between was colored by those two pillars ,she concluded early on.The capstone of human existence was sadness. — K.J. Kilton

We pushed to the edge of recklessness, yet I felt safe. — Ruta Sepetys

Textbooks are Soviet propaganda. — Jerry Falwell

Fortunately, the Canadian people in all their habits, are essentially a temperate people. — William Lyon Mackenzie King

I'll be honest, I felt an urge to squeeze him like a kitten and that led to the gesture I made. There was nothing behind it really. — Vladimir Putin

Goldilocks
[There] lived a family of bearstogether anthropomorphically in a little cottage as a nuclear family. They were very sorry about this, of course, since the nuclear family has traditionally served to enslave womyn, instill a self-righteous moralism in its members, and imprint rigid notions of heterosexualist roles onto the next generation. [They named] their offspring the non-gender-specific Baby. — James Finn Garner

If there was one sunset every twenty years, how would people react to them? If there were ten seashells in all the world, what would they be worth? If people could make love just once a year, how carefully would they pick their mates? — John D. MacDonald

The Victorians did not have some secret formula, since lost, about how to expect the best of marriage and still put up with the worst. Rather, they were much more accepting than we are today of a huge gap between rhetoric and reality, expectation and actual experience. In large part, this was because they had no other choice. — Stephanie Coontz