Billy Madison Alligator Quotes & Sayings

I need you to know that I adore you. I worship you. I don't just love you, Nila Weaver. I treasure you. I've never had anything so goddamn precious as you. — Pepper Winters

He smashed his lips together, and I knew what he was thinking. He always made that face before he brought up my mother. "Did it have anything to do with - "

"Not everything is about my mom," I snapped before he could get the words out. "Geez, you took one psychology class, and you think you're frickin' Freud. — K.J. McPike

There's nothing like a player playing the game of life with a coach rooting them on. — Nicole A. Walker

The more make up a woman wears the more she's tryin to hide. Make up can hide a lot of evil. — Phil Robertson

I'm a cat burglar. — Sarah Monette