Bill And Ted Problematic Quotes & Sayings

Your shoes are only as good as the laces they're attached to. — Greg Sampson

How different would your world be if you looked in the mirror and saw your best friend looking back at you? — Janet Dunnagan

Ruby: Oh, you know ... you wait and wait for years for him until you finally give up and move on with your life. You eventually decide to marry Greg and weeks later, Alex splits up with Sally. You know, you two have the worst timing ever. When will you ever learn to catch up with each other? — Cecelia Ahern

Going to a junkyard is a sobering experience. There you can see the ultimate destination of almost everything we desired. — Roger Von Oech

Brain damage and stupidity are very different things, but can have similar effects on the wearer. — Dov Davidoff

If you want to find wilier race by common sense,
then you have just narrowed your searching area. — Toba Beta

And if I should leave you, for any reason," he added, tightening his grip as she struggled to free her hand, "I will return to you. That is as certain as the sun rising tomorrow morning and the thunderbolt falling tomorrow night. That is as sure as the god's existence. I will come back to you, or I will find you - over and over again, as often as we are parted, until the end of the world itself. — Sharon Shinn