Bijlani Smita Quotes & Sayings

And she told me I deserved a merit badge for it ... which was such a particularly funny, particularly uncanny thing for her to have said, because when I was about eight years old and I was a Cub Scout, all the boys in our den were sitting around in the kitchen of our den mother one afternoon, and she lit a cigarette bending over the flame from the front burner of the stove, and she set her hair on fire, and I put it out - I don't remember if I just smothered it with my hands or doused it with some Sprite or what - but she stared at me with this sort of demented look of gratitude on her face (she drank) and she said, 'I'm going to recommend that you get a merit badge for this,' and sure enough I did, I actually got a merit badge for extinguishing the fire in our den mother's hair. — Mark Leyner

My forays into trying to date girls my own age from the school I went to were all pretty tortured. — Jackson Browne

Even after so many decades of Independence there are 18,500 villages in India which do not have electricity. We affirm our commitment to provide electricity to all those villages that do not have electricity. — Narendra Modi

With a versatile player, there's no spot on the court you can't pass him the ball. You can do anything. — Kevin Durant

I met the devil,' Ernest said, finishing his glass of wine, 'and he doesn't give a damn about art. — Paula McLain

why do people pour water on concrete expecting something to grow from it" AP — Alexis Pettway

This I consider to be a valuable principle in life: Do no thing in excess. — Terence

A thousand sweet words can never disguise the rattle of a viper about to strike. — Chanda Hahn

We should remember that there was once a discipline called natural philosophy. Unfortunately, this discipline seems not to exist today. It has been renamed science, but science of today is in danger of losing much of the natural philosophy aspect. — Hannes Alfven

The combined entity Youku Tudou Inc. represents a dominant leader in online video sector in China with the largest user base, most comprehensive content library, most advanced bandwidth infrastructure, and most effective monetization capability. — Victor Koo