Bijesh Maroo Quotes & Sayings

One of my favorite sketches, and a popular comedy formula, is to put someone with a mental handicap in some kind of unlikely situation. For example: The retarded gynecologist, the retarded Jesus, the retarded Osama Bin Laden. It works. It's funny. Inappropriate? I dunno. I feel like I'm a pretty good judge of what crosses the line of good taste being that I am retarded. Socially perhaps, but severly retarded. — Bonnie McFarlane

The story of Christian reformation, revival, and renaissance underscores that the darkest hour is often just before the dawn, so we should always be people of hope and prayer, not gloom and defeatism. God the Holy Spirit can turn the situation around in five minutes. — Os Guinness

The two systems slave and free-labor are incompatible. They have never permanently existed together in one country, and they never can. — William H. Seward

I wanted to take everything I was feeling, put it in a cannon and aim it at him. — Neal Shusterman

I can't help laughing because it's funny, — Suzanne Collins

I don't like myself, I'm crazy about myself. — Mae West

Hip-hop ain't died because of the South, that's retarded. — Nas

I understand that it's hard for everyone, but one cannot give in to emotions ... we'll have to draw lessons from the current crisis and now we'll have to work on overcoming it. — Boris Yeltsin

I can't tell you how great it is to get away with a girlfriend for four days shopping in Paris. Now that's what I call a vacation. — Jessica Alba