Bigelows Pharmacy Quotes & Sayings

I have one criticism about the Negro troops who fought under my command in the Korean War. They didn't send me enough of them. — Douglas MacArthur

The Story of the Rabbit and the Eggplant
Once there was a race between a rabbit and an eggplant. Now, the eggplant, as you know, is a member of the vegetable kingdom, and the rabbit is a very fast animal.
Everybody bet lots of money on the eggplant, thinking that if a vegetable challenges a live animal with four legs to a race, then it must be that the vegetable knows something.
People expected the eggplant to win the race by some clever trick of philosophy. The race was started, and there was a lot of cheering. The rabbit streaked out of sight.
The eggplant just sat there at the starting line. Everybody knew that in some surprising way the eggplant would wind up winning the race.
Nothing of the sort happened. Eventually, the rabbit crossed the finish line and the eggplant hadn't moved an inch.
The spectators ate the eggplant.
Moral: Never bet on an eggplant. — Daniel Pinkwater

Unbelievable, yet, what else could it be? — Jim Courier

Gavin to Adante: So you're proof that sea monsters really do exist? — Jasmine Angell

Individuals may form communities, but it is institutions alone that can create a nation. — Benjamin Disraeli

While I'm not very talented at cooking, I am very talented at eating. — Jens Voigt

Writing for a penny a word is ridiculous. If a man wants to make a million dollars, the the best way would be to start his own religion. — L. Ron Hubbard

You write a play mostly out of yourself. There's a need to get a certain thing down. — Israel Horovitz

Anyone who has no feelings for animals has a dead heart. — Raegan Butcher

My mind spun for a second before it drifted, and in that second I knew that of all pleasures a drink of cold water when you are thirsty, liquor when you are not, sex, a cigarette after many days without one there is none of them can compare with sleep. Sleep is best ... — Roger Zelazny

Whenever you write on a subject that questions the status quo, there are bound to be many who wrestle with the issues — Ted Dekker

Give a Smile. Afterall, it's Free. — Joey Lawsin

Kris was in black running shorts and a tight gray T-shirt constructed from some sort of magical material that clung to his muscles and triggered a gush of epinephrine while her amygdala attempted to reconcile two conflicting signals from her prefrontal cortex: attraction and revenge. "All — Sarah Strohmeyer