Bible Parody Quotes & Sayings

Poems are my link with the times, with the new life of my people. — Anna Akhmatova

He's the best I ever had. And the worst thing that ever happened to me. — R.K. Lilley

Wanted: Steel toed Bible thumpers to reach a monster truck mad world. — M.J. McGuire

There's a creative freedom with being under the radar. But I guess if you're too under the radar, you get canceled? — Casey Wilson

The media often glamorizes successful founders and makes their paths seem easier than they actually were. — Jessica Livingston

George Harrison's passing was really sad, but it does make the afterlife seem much more attractive. — Michael Palin

He flicked off the light switch, setting the alarm system. Overhead he could hear
Reno - music that could only be Japanese hip-hop, for God's sake, and thumps and
bumps. Either he had half a dozen girls up there on the floor and he was doing them one by one, or he was doing some sort of exercise. Or dancing. The thought of Reno dancing was enough to send cold shivers down Peter's spine. He preferred the notion of an orgy. — Anne Stuart

Where there is no mathematics, there is no freedom. — Edward Frenkel

if you tell yourself you feel fine, you will. — Jodi Picoult

What makes us human is not our mind but our heart, not our ability to think but our ability to love. — Henri J.M. Nouwen

Keeping your eyes shut to envision your dreams does nothing to create the reality you're being told to build by your subconscious. — Jes Fuhrmann

In a parody of the supply-side economics of creative destruction, advocates of AB 32 envisaged "alternative" energy sources creating new jobs and industries and replacing existing fuels. Thomas Friedman's Hot, Flat, and Crowded3 is the bible of this delusional sect, which has captured much of Silicon Valley. This economic model sees new wealth emerge from dismantling the existing energy economy and replacing it with a medieval system of windmills and druidical sun temples. But the destruction of the workable and efficient energy system we have does nothing to enable a new one. — George Gilder

The first step is to penetrate the clouds of deceit and distortion and learn the truth about the world, then to organize and act to change it. That's never been impossible and never been easy. — Noam Chomsky