Bewedded Quotes & Sayings

When your prayers aren't answered immediately, sometimes God has a different - or better - plan. — Jim George

If the sky, by sinister alchemy, or diabolical prestidigitation, transformed into a mirror of the mother sea, the primordial cradle; and if leviathans swam that breadth and hovered, softly undulating over the teaming habitations of the globe, feasting; what should you wear? — Laird Barron

I can tell you, going out to buy toilet paper in the U.S. is a completely predictable experience. — Evan Osnos

The picture's pretty bleak, gentlemen ... The world's climates are changing, the mammals are taking over, and we all have a brain about the size of a walnut. — Gary Larson

I thought you were just typical teenagers."

No one has ever called me typical. I can't say I like it. — Sarah Nicolas

When you find that the horse is compelled and interested in you, something in you changes. That can be healing or move you deeply. — Buck Brannaman

Every day, you reinvent yourself. You're always in motion. But you decide every day: forward or backward. — James Altucher

You kind of lose the right to bitch someone out when you're no longer slapping groins. — Kimberly Spencer

There is more carbon in the atmosphere trapping heat and moisture than ever before in the 165,000 years of human history. — Thom Hartmann

They needed the numbers, so they directed their creativity and resourcefulness toward getting those numbers, rather than toward effective performance. — Edward L. Deci

But one should pray in one's heart during a sacred ceremony; this is the purpose of the ceremony, to purify the participants both inside and outside. — Thomas Yellowtail

I'm going to f*** you long and hard right here in this kitchen. — Avery Flynn

There was also, as it turned out, the dismay of my parents to be reckoned with: their tolerance about caterpillars and beetles and other non-human life forms did not quite extend to artists. — Margaret Atwood

All things tend to corrupt perverted minds. — Marcus Tullius Cicero