Betsumon Quotes & Sayings

Every night, my girlfriend comes home from work, and she brings with her a houseplant. She's like, 'Anthony, I had to pick this up. We need a houseplant in our apartment.' And every night, I make her return it. I say, 'No way, baby. You can't take care of a houseplant. You couldn't even keep your baby alive.' — Anthony Jeselnik

Vivacity, leadership, must be had, and we are not allowed to be nice in choosing. We must fetch the pump with dirty water, if clean cannot be had. — Ralph Waldo Emerson

This woman was truly what he wanted, and therefore he was truly afraid for the first time. — Terry Bisson

I'm still Christian. I was not raised in a Christian church to hate people. I was taught to love people and accept people. I know what I believe. — Lance Bass

I have big friends who won't go swimming because they're too embarrassed about it. I feel that's such a shame, because actually people should be encouraging fat people who are exercising to do it, not pointing and laughing. — Jo Brand

Age brings a freedom. When you're young, you're much more subject to the idea of what feminine is or how you should look or how you should behave. — Gloria Steinem

In the late 1990s, I wrote a book from the point of view of a young black woman who has barricaded herself in her college dorm room, pursued by a man, either real or imagined, who finally materializes as the father she has never known. — Susan Shreve

If it's true we only live once, then raise your red velvet curtain every chance you get. — Gina Greenlee

You cheap honky faggots," he snarled. "Which one of you wants to get cut? — Hunter S. Thompson