Best Wheezywaiter Quotes & Sayings

The Quest for Prosperity is an important book. Written with verve and clarity, it reflects a deep understanding of global economic issues, and proposes practical solutions that anyone concerned with the plight of the world's poor would be wise to read. — Robert Fogel

The grass is always greener when it's covered in money. — Craig Benzine

I don't believe in bad people. I believe that people, somewhere inside, have the potential to realize themselves. — Jim Carrey

Visiting Saturn sounds like a lot of fun but you will die! — Craig Benzine

This quote will self-destruct in ... 4 ... 3 ... 2 ... 1 ... Just kidding ... Or am I? — Craig Benzine

Time travel is awesome ... And useful. That sentence had a typo when I typed it ... The first time. — Craig Benzine

Saving time is so important that I'm not even going to finish this sen-it's lunchtime already? Yum yum. — Craig Benzine

The body is the vehicle, consciousness the driver. Yoga is the path, and the chakras are the map. — Anodea Judith

One who lives in accordance with nature does not go against the way of things but moves in harmony with the present moment. — Laozi

Another reason we know that language could not determine thought is that when a language isn't up to the conceptual demands of its speakers, they don't scratch their heads dumbfounded (at least not for long); they simply change the language. They stretch it with metaphors and metonyms, borrow words and phrases from other languages, or coin new slang and jargon. (When you think about it, how else could it be? If people had trouble thinking without language, where would their language have come from-a committee of Martians?) Unstoppable change is the great given in linguistics, which is not why linguists roll their eyes at common claims such as that German is the optimal language of science, that only French allows for truly logical expression, and that indigenous languages are not appropriate for the modern world. As Ray Harlow put it, it's like saying, Computers were not discussed in Old English; therefore computers cannot be discussed in Modern English. — Steven Pinker

I want to be as famous as midnight. As powerful as a gun. As loved as a pizza. — Macy Gray

What audiences end up with word-wise is a hackneyed, completely derivative copy of old Hollywood romances, a movie that reeks of phoniness and lacks even minimal originality. — Kenneth Turan

The federal government needs to get off the backs of small businesses and let the private sector grow and create jobs instead of harnessing it with onerous regulations and a repressive tax code. — Matt Salmon

The coffee's done? I LOVE IT WHEN THE COFFEE'S DONE! — Craig Benzine

Things that don't exist do exist, they're just really fast. — Craig Benzine

Failure is not an option. It just happens all the time. Like, all the time. — Craig Benzine

Cars and bumper cars are two very different things. NEVER sleep in a bumper car. — Craig Benzine

While an open network ensures the equal treatment of all data - something undoubtedly essential for a democratic networked society - it does not sweep away all the problems of the old-media model, failing to adequately address the commercialization and consolidation of the digital sphere. — Astra Taylor

And, green or dry, a man must die — Oscar Wilde

I'd choose truth over cake but I'd try to find a way to get both to be honest. — Craig Benzine

Be cautious of bears at all times, even when being mauled by a tiger. — Craig Benzine

Are imperfections is which make we grate. — Craig Benzine

There is something inexpressibly charming in falling in love and, surely, the whole pleasure lies in the fact that love isn't lasting. — Moliere

When I was younger, I went through a lot of different phases. One day I'd be punk rock, and the next I would be tomboyish, and then I would be really girly. I was so weird. My two best friends and I were just crazy and goofy! — Ashley Benson

If you're gonna lob something, lob love. — Craig Benzine

Some of these guys are so violent that it is hard for witnesses to come forward, and they get involved in repeat criminal activities, so it is unfortunate that they had to die, but it did kind of end the cycle that we were struggling with. — Ray Nagin

If someone looks into your eyes, I read in a book one time, he'll see right into your soul. I didn't want anyone to see into my soul. — Patricia Reilly Giff

This boy
this stubborn, selfless, stupid boy
had given himself to the Mafia. He had handed control of his future over to the men they hated most in exchange for her life. For her safety. And he had done it so easily, so quickly, like he didn't have to think about it at all ... like sacrificing for her came just as naturally as breathing. — J.M. Darhower

Nature is a porno. Deal with it. — Craig Benzine