Best Rob Ford Quotes & Sayings

Tom Ford, who is my all-time favourite, once said to me, 'Here's the thing about dress shirts, Rob. You need white, and you need black.' 'What about blue,' I asked. He said, 'Have you ever seen Cary Grant in a blue dress shirt?' — Rob Lowe

If you're not doing needles and you're not gay, you won't get AIDS, probably. — Rob Ford

Yes I have smoked crack cocaine. But no - do I? am I an addict? - No. Yes, I've made mistakes. All I can do now is apologize and move on. — Rob Ford

The people are going to speak. I'm not going to have people who say, 'You can't do this, you can't do that'. I'm going to fight for the taxpayers like I always have. — Rob Ford

If Rob Ford decided he wanted to run for the Liberal Party in 2015, we'd say, 'No, sorry, the way you approach things, the way you govern, the way you behave is not suitable to the kind of Liberal team we want to build.' — Justin Trudeau

I'm not an addict and I do not do drugs. I made mistakes in the past and all I can do is apologize, but it is what it is and I can't change the past. And I can apologize to my family and my friends and my colleagues and the people. — Rob Ford

I've never quit anything in my life. — Rob Ford

What I compare bike lanes to is swimming with the sharks. Sooner or later you're going to get bitten ... Roads are built for buses, cars, and trucks, not for people on bikes. My heart bleeds for them when I hear someone gets killed, but it's their own fault at the end of the day. — Rob Ford

I cannot comment on a video that I have never seen or does not exist. — Rob Ford

I am not going to sit here and say I am never going to drink again. That is not realistic. — Rob Ford

Have I tried it? Probably in one of my drunken stupors. — Rob Ford

It's odd to imagine, of course: you pass a car on a lonely rural highway; you sit beside a man in a diner and share views with him; you wait behind a customer checking into a motel, a friendly man with a winning smile and twinkling hazel eyes, who's happy to fill you in on his life's story and wants you to like him - odd to think this man is cruising around with a loaded pistol, making up his mind about which bank he'll soon rob.' - Richard Ford, Canada — Richard Ford

I made mistakes, I drank too much, I smoked some crack some time. What can I say? I made a mistake, I'm human. — Rob Ford

I'm as clean as the days are long. — Rob Ford

I'm try[ing] to catch up on my work and you know I keep my eyes on the road, but I'm a busy man. — Rob Ford

Yes, I have smoked crack cocaine, — Rob Ford

Walk around the right corner in Sin City and you can find anything you want. — Rob Ford

There was this one time in Vegas when I took four Victoria's Secret models and did one gram off each of their bodies within, like, 45 minutes. I declared myself King of Vegas and decided to remodel my hotel room with my bare hands to resemble King Louis XIV's bedroom at Versailles. Knocked down two entire walls, and later had four knuckle surgeries. Still wasn't as high as Rob Ford. — Charlie Sheen

I'm happily married. I've got more than enough to eat at home. — Rob Ford

Hold on ... Say your son or daughter has just gotten killed in a car accident and you're plastered out of your mind at 3 a.m. Are you going to be able to handle that? — Rob Ford

I do not use crack cocaine, nor am I an addict of crack cocaine. — Rob Ford

Yes, I have smoked crack cocaine. But do I? Am I an addict? No. Have I tried it? Probably in one of my drunken stupors, probably approximately about a year ago. — Rob Ford

I'm telling you, the Oriental people, they're slowly taking over. — Rob Ford

I don't look at myself as the mayor, I look at myself as just a normal, regular person. — Rob Ford

Once I'm done, I'm done. I'm going to California, — Rob Ford

I don't believe in all this public-funded health care, we can't afford it. If you want health care, you pay for it. — Rob Ford

That is not a crack house. It is a house with a family with a father and a mother and three sons and a daughter. — Rob Ford

I'm straightforward with my kids, I take my kids out and I bring my daughter to dance lessons. I'm teaching my son how to ski, and my wife supports them and my wife has some issues. What, you just dismiss them? You just walk away? I don't walk away from anyone, Bill, in life! I'm sitting here and support people that are down and out! All these rich and elitist people, I'm sick of them! I'm sick of them! No, they're perfect. They don't do nothing! Get outta here! 'They don't do nothing!' They're the biggest crooks around! — Rob Ford

Some people want to be bank presidents. Other people want to rob banks. — Richard Ford

Have you ever heard the expression 'one hot mess?' I think the term was custom-made for the mayor of Toronto, Rob Ford. — Henry Rollins