Best Paul Rudd Quotes & Sayings

You can find old Jewish newspapers from Detroit that have my promotional ad in them. It was a totally insane time in my life. Paul Rudd was also a bar mitzvah emcee, you know? It was like being a local rock star in Detroit. — James Wolk

A lot of people say, "What's the worst part about being an actor?" And the worst part is that you're not a musician. — Paul Rudd

My parents were married my whole life until my father passed away a few years ago. — Paul Rudd

I'm a huge David Wain fan. He's one of my best friends now, but he just makes me laugh continually, much to the annoyance of his wife. — Paul Rudd

My sense of stand up comedy would be so esoteric. — Paul Rudd

Paul Rudd is too perfect. He's super talented, super nice and super calm. I just think he's a robot. — Nat Wolff

Sometimes you read a script and it's like, "You'll improv and this is just a blueprint of what the scene could be," and that's never a good sign. And it's never encouraging as an actor to take that on, really. — Paul Rudd

I think there's something great and generic about goldfish. They're everybody's first pet. — Paul Rudd

Acting in general you just feel kind of stupid doing it anyway, but when you're pretending to be rolling around and dodging a foot or riding an ant, you're having to really do it seriously and there's nothing there. You've got to put faith in the process. — Paul Rudd

Oh, the weather outside is weather. — Paul Rudd

When life hands you lemons, just say fuck the lemons and bail. — Paul Rudd

I turned forty this year. Forty! Which is so weird because I've always been young. I've been young my whole life, as a matter of fact. No matter how I dissect this, I've aged out of the "young" category and graduated to the "middle" group. My brain feels confused about this because I am so juvenile. I make up my own words to hip-hop songs and quote Paul Rudd as a parenting strategy. Surely I am a preteen. — Jen Hatmaker

I feel grateful that the person I end up working with a lot is Paul Rudd. He's a prince among men, and so talented, and generous, and effortless. — Kathryn Hahn

I love Paul Rudd. — Adam McKay

Paul Rudd is ripped. — Michael Douglas

For John Howard to get to any high moral ground he would have to first climb out of the volcanic hole he's dug for himself over the last decade. You know, it's like one of those deep diamond mined holes in South Africa, you know, they're about a mile underground. He'd have to come a mile up to get to even equilibrium, let alone have any contest in morality with Kevin Rudd. — Paul Keating

I was at a dinner party with a group of people, and we were talking about fake names. You know, how its difficult to come up with a really great fake name. Its a very specific type of gift. You don't want to go too far into the silly, and you don't want to go too far into the banal. I always thought one of the funniest names ever was Gern Blanston, which came from a Steve Martin routine on one of his early records. — Paul Rudd

I can, and do, walk the street. No one bothers me or anything, because most people wouldn't know who I am. — Paul Rudd

Paul Rudd is a huge 'Hot Rod' fan. — Bill Hader

Willie Nelson is the perfect person, it seems to me, to think about. Because something tells me that he operates on his own frequency. — Paul Rudd

You know, in the WikiLeaks cables, the Chinese discovered that Kevin Rudd was urging the Americans to keep the military option open against them. This is hardly a friendly gesture. — Paul Keating

It's insane but it's a great insane. — Paul Rudd

I remember having a feeling like, 'I can't believe this is happening!' Two years ago I was auditioning for The Disney Channel, and now Paul Rudd is saying, 'Hey man, congratulations on your Emmy nomination!' — Max Greenfield

At my core, I'm a Midwesterner. — Paul Rudd

I don't consider myself a comedian because I don't really concern myself too much with jokes. — Paul Rudd

I'm sure that my wanting to be an actor had to do with a need for approval. — Paul Rudd

Humor is the most important thing in life. It trumps everything else and it's the only thing that helps me deal with everything else. — Paul Rudd

Venti is twenty. Large is large. In fact, tall is large and grande is Spanish for large. Venti is the only one that doesn't mean large. It's also the only one that's Italian. Congratulations, you're stupid in three languages. — Paul Rudd

Way back in October 2007, I had urged thousands of Australians to vote for Kevin Rudd and Peter Garrett's Labor Party. Why? Because they promised to get tough on illegal Japanese whaling. — Paul Watson

There's a very specific thing you can do to get in magazines. I'm much happier to just show up and do the job. I haven't taken the active approach to making myself a star. I haven't been in a blockbuster. — Paul Rudd

Theater is the most enriching and thrilling thing to do as an actor. — Paul Rudd

Marriage is like a tense, unfunny version of Everybody Loves Raymond, only it doesn't last 22 minutes. It lasts forever. — Paul Rudd