Best Moe Howard Quotes & Sayings

We're not nearly as violent as the westerns. — Moe Howard

I'll squeeze the cider out of your adam's apple. — Moe Howard

I used to stand outside the theater knowing the truant officer was looking for me. I would stand there 'til someone came along and then ask them to buy my ticket. — Moe Howard

If there's anything I like better than honey and ketchup, it's baloney and whipped cream
and we haven't got any! — Moe Howard

Only fools are positive. — Moe Howard

Every time you think you weaken the nation. — Moe Howard

Keep laughing. As long as you're laughing you still have hope. — Moe Howard

Shut up and say something. — Moe Howard

Our genius ain't appreciated around here ... let's scram! — Moe Howard