Best Mike Epps Quotes & Sayings

I don't know why people think I'm this ad-lib dude. — Mike Epps

You know how Hollywood is: They just follow suit. — Mike Epps

I don't know nothing about no marriages or nothing. I ain't even never been to a wedding. — Mike Epps

'Resident Evil' was different. I like to challenge myself and do different things sometimes. So when it came to me, I was, like, 'Come on with it, I'll do it. — Mike Epps

You know, you can't make the people do what you want them to do. — Mike Epps

I'm a survivor of life. I try to give the glory to God and appreciate what's happening to me. — Mike Epps

But I'm real conscious about what I do. I don't care what the label is. I'm looking at the outcome of it. — Mike Epps

She didn't break his heart, but I feel like a man is supposed to be a man, he ain't supposed to be all involved in that. That's why she got sisters and friend for. Just show up with the ring and act right. — Mike Epps

I used to be a dusty little child. — Mike Epps

Well, I think Hollywood, to be quite honest, I think they've run out of material. — Mike Epps

You would be surprised of films that people just don't see. You know what I mean? I'm always working and I'm a film buff but I'm an old school film buff. — Mike Epps

Yeah, I don't mess with chicks younger. They got to be almost thirty. — Mike Epps

I would love to play Magnum P.I. — Mike Epps

I'm telling a Richard Pryor story through me. — Mike Epps

Honestly, I feel like I am a leading man, and it's just going to take the right project, the female and the right studio. It's got to all gel together, you know what I mean? — Mike Epps

I watch old school film so that I can learn so much that I just sort of miss all the new stuff. — Mike Epps

I get a lot of people trying to take advantage of me because of my kindness. I'm either real nice to you, or I want to cut your head off. There's no in between with me. — Mike Epps

I'm gonna have to develop myself. I'm just going to do the best that I can do. — Mike Epps

I'm humble enough to wait and just chill. I'm having fun just working with these good people, man. — Mike Epps

Just the fact that I'm in the game is great. I'm just blessed to be working. I got a plan, but I'm humble and I try to be humble. — Mike Epps

The whole Miami Heat team is my least my favorite athlete. Why? Because they keep beating my Pacers. — Mike Epps

On 'Friday,' I had a big trailer, and we would have a barbecue going and music playing. It was a fun set. There was too much involved for 'The Hangover' to be a fun set. They're trying to get money. — Mike Epps

I've been doing comedy and paying my bills. — Mike Epps

I think in life, the sense of humor and comedy always exists. — Mike Epps

Every now and then you get a nice Jewish kid who likes black people and they would come in, and it would be a stream of them, and have black friends and really feel the black struggle on the acting tip and it's a reason why all of us are not dying in the movie. — Mike Epps

May I never forget, on my best day, that I need God as desperately as I did on my worst day — Mike Epps

I love Richard Pryor. I love him to death. — Mike Epps

Everybody that's living in this earth is living in a situation. It's not narrow-minded to the point where everybody is serious and nobody has a personality. I think people die telling jokes. — Mike Epps

I can remember when I was a baby and my mother was there watching the show. I went and bought 100 episodes and watched them. I respect it so much that the sitcom itself and Ed Norton; I'm not playing Ed Norton but my version of it, cause I'm a black man. — Mike Epps

I've been with this young lady for about two years now, and my life changed. I don't even think that way no more. I feel good, too, that I'm changed. Now I feel regular. I feel like I'm supposed to. — Mike Epps

You know, my life's changed now. I'm starting to experience what people are really supposed to do. You supposed to be married. You're supposed to have a family, kids, treat your wife right. — Mike Epps

I learned that you don't have to be all over the place, that you can be subtle and you can say what you say. The words that you put together can be just as hilarious as falling all over the place or doing something. — Mike Epps

To have longevity in this business, you have to reinvent yourself. You can't keep doing the same stuff. Sometimes I've turned down stuff and lost money. — Mike Epps

They have what you call a black night where they have black people come in for just one night only to watch comedy, and you get all your local drug dealers, thugs, prostitutes, all of them come in, sit down, and listen to you tell jokes. They the hardest people to make laugh. — Mike Epps