Best Julian Clary Quotes & Sayings

I think Australians like a bit of vulgarity. — Julian Clary

I was lightweight - that was the whole point of me. — Julian Clary

Absolutely. I did it for Alec, Alec did it for me - well, actually, he hated Clary at first, but he came around." "I bet you didn't like Magnus much, either," said Julian, still with the same odd, stiff look on his face. "Maybe not," said Jace, "but I never would have said so." "Because it would have hurt Alec's feelings?" Emma asked. "No," said Jace, "because Magnus would have turned me into a hat rack," and — Cassandra Clare

I, as you may know, am no stranger to the organic courgette, but I still cannot work out who these gay footballers are. — Julian Clary

If I've been here a long time, I think: I must go to London and speak to someone or see a bus. — Julian Clary

I've found a more personal, pagan kind of religion to satisfy the spiritual side of things. — Julian Clary

I'm currently in an interesting correspondence with a nun about forgiveness. — Julian Clary

It's a wise thing to hold back. — Julian Clary

There is a single entendre, but I don't know about a triple one. — Julian Clary

I am full of gratitude for my life - and for this house. — Julian Clary

I thought a dignified thing to do would be to live in the country by the time I'm 50 and write books. — Julian Clary

The English like eccentrics. They just don't like them living next door. — Julian Clary

It's almost a way of life. I know what makes me laugh. — Julian Clary

My dresser and I have the hots for the new rugby ace Danny Cipriani. We have a shrine in my dressing room - press photos of him on the field looking swarthy and fit, and snaps of our boy emerging from Mayfair nightclubs, looking sexy and dishevelled. — Julian Clary

Just because someone's dead doesn't mean it's over. My grandfather died more than 25 years ago, but I still think of him a lot and smell his smell. — Julian Clary

You've got a lot of responsibility now," Jace said to Julian. "You'll have to make sure Emma winds up with a guy who deserves her."
Julian was strangely white-faced. Maybe he was feeling the effects of the ceremony, Emma thought. It had been strong magic; she still felt it sizzling through her blood like champagne bubbles. But Jules looked as if he'd been slapped.
"What about me?" Emma said, quickly. "Don't I have to make sure Jules winds up with someone who deserves him?"
"Absolutely. I did it for Alec, Alec did it for me - well, actually, he hated Clary at first, but he came around."
"I BET you didn't like Magnus much, either," said Julian, still with the same odd, stiff look on his face.
"Maybe not," said Jace, "but I never would have said so."
"Because it would have hurt Alec's feelings?" Emma asked.
"No," said Jace, "because Magnus would have turned me into a hat rack. — Cassandra Clare

The whole business of getting famous was good fun, but it was a long time ago. — Julian Clary

I get just as much of a thrill out of constructing a good sentence that gets a laugh at the end as I do from a joke. — Julian Clary

I'm not sure how aware of the rest of the world I am. I live a rather sheltered existence. — Julian Clary

A lot of gay men have a lot of sex. That's what we do. But I've stopped all that-the revolving door into my bedroom. Promiscuity. That was of its day, really. — Julian Clary

I knew that this was what I wanted to talk about on stage. There was no point being coy about it, or pretending that I wasn't gay. That was the substance of my whole act. If you took that away, there would be nothing left. — Julian Clary

I live in a kind of gay bubble. I live in a gay house, I drive a gay car. I eat gay food. — Julian Clary

Rodents can come across as being quite vacant in the personality stakes. — Julian Clary

It was all about wanting to get revenge. Pathetic, really, but it still is the motivation. — Julian Clary

The public has always had affection for gay entertainers. The time was right for an out gay entertainer. — Julian Clary

The bullying was hideous and relentless, and we turned it round by making ourselves celebrities. — Julian Clary

I didn't think of myself as a tart, but I wouldn't argue with anyone who did. — Julian Clary

The good thing about getting older is that, as you become less attractive, so you have less desire to go out and conquer everyone you see. — Julian Clary

I thought they were staring at me because I was gay. But it was because I was on the telly. — Julian Clary

I look like Julian Clary on steroids. — Jo Brand