Best Jack Nicholson Joker Quotes & Sayings

I was particularly proud of my performance as the Joker. I considered it a piece of pop art. — Jack Nicholson

I feel that as women we've allowed ourselves to be deluded by certain ideas that hold us back, such as the over-glorification of masculine consciousness. — Marianne Williamson

On any pure theory of causality or statistical probability, organization would be completely improbable without the external aid of a divine organizer. — Lewis Mumford

You can call me Joker. And as you can see, I'm a lot happier. — Jack Nicholson

How does a guy look at another guy's hairy ass, and find love? — Sam Kinison

Men and women want to do a good job, and if they are provided the proper environment, they will do so. — William Reddington Hewlett

And some people, you've got to lock up. If you don't, they're going to hurt you. — Judge Mills Lane

Leaving the feasibility of testicular transplants alone for the moment, she said, "It was mostly my mistake. — Teri Anne Stanley

We have two ears and one mouth and we should use them proportionally. — Susan Cain

The sum is this, - As thou makest conscience of praying daily, so do thou of the acting of thy graces in meditation; and more especially in meditating on the joys of heaven, To this end, set apart one hour or half hour every day, wherein thou mayst lay aside all worldly thoughts, and with all possible seriousness and reverence, as if thou wert going to speak with God himself, or to have a sight of Christ, or of that blessed place so do thou withdraw thyself into some secret place, and set thyself wholly to the following work: if thou canst, take Isaac's time and place, who went forth into the field in the evening to meditate; but if thou be a servant, or poor man, that cannot have that leisure, take the fittest time and place that thou canst, though it be when thou are private about thy labours.
Were there left one spark of wit or reason, they would never sell their rest for toil, or sell their glory for worldly vanities, nor venture heaven for the pleasure of a sin (627). — Richard Baxter