Best Impractical Jokers Quotes & Sayings

I am never disappointed in Jobe Watson ... (who) is a man of the highest integrity, highest character and a great person for our footy club ... I have no concern for Jobe. — James Hird

You called me," I whispered.
"And you came," Jesse Holms answered, a green-eyed glance back at me, a half smile that dissolved my bones. Then we were moving hand in hand down the rotting plank stairs. — Shana Abe

And that's how a life changes
it could go either way, and then it just goes one way. — Dana Spiotta

It's pretty simple to me: we come from a really grounded world where anything you say could be the thing that the scene becomes about. We're always treating it as if we would treat it in real life. It's all observation. — Lennon Parham

You've been off fighting the war in the Outer Rim. You don't know what it's been like, dealing with all the petty squabbles and special interests and greedy, grasping fools in the Senate, and Palpatine's constant, cynical, ruthless maneuvering for power - he carves away chunks of our freedom and bandages the wounds with tiny scraps of security. And for what? Look at this planet, Obi-Wan! We have given up so much freedom - how secure do we look? — Matthew Woodring Stover

Jennifer Aniston is one of the most down-to-earth, low-key people I know. — Chelsea Handler

From the war of nature, from famine and death, the most exalted object which we are capable of conceiving, namely, the production of higher animals, directly follows. — Charles Darwin

You're one microscopic cog in his catastrophic plan. — Nick Cave

Do you trust me?" [Daemon] snapped.
"Yes." No hesitation, no doubts.
He finally stopped moving and faced her. "Do you know how desperately I love you?"
[Janelle's] voice shook when she answered, "As much as I love you?"
He held her, held on to her as his lifeline, his anchor. It would be all right. As long as he had her, it would be all right. — Anne Bishop

The cat is the beutiful devil. And here we can use the word, even without the "a."
- from a Dec. 21 1960, a letter to Sheri Martinelli
"On Cats — Bukowski