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Best Funny Wedding Toast Quotes By Stephen Baldwin

My life is God's life in me for Him to do with what He wants. — Stephen Baldwin

Best Funny Wedding Toast Quotes By Caitlin Doughty

As a business, the funeral industry has developed by selling a certain type of "dignity." Dignity is having a well-orchestrated final moment for the family, complete with a well-orchestrated corpse. Funeral directors become like directors for the stage, curating the evening's performance. The corpse is the star of the show and pains are taken to make sure the fourth wall is never broken, that the corpse does not interact with the audience and spoil the illusion. — Caitlin Doughty

Best Funny Wedding Toast Quotes By Kveta Rose

fear can never be an excuse when it comes to choosing whether or not we will be obedient to God. — Kveta Rose

Best Funny Wedding Toast Quotes By John Boehner

The United States did not choose to fight Islamic extremists. These terrorists chose to fight our way of life. They chose to challenge our existence. — John Boehner

Best Funny Wedding Toast Quotes By Sebastien Foucan

I don't like caricature. I don't like extreme, I don't like that. — Sebastien Foucan

Best Funny Wedding Toast Quotes By Tarryn Fisher

And isn't that the best thing - to not like something together? — Tarryn Fisher

Best Funny Wedding Toast Quotes By Kelley Armstrong

But I didn't put it back on after the Porters. It isn't a crisis of faith. I'm not sure I ever had faith, not the way Mom does. Mine is more like Dad's - I believe there is a God, and I believe in honoring Him, but I'm not sure how much of a role He plays in our lives, and I don't blame Him for that, because it's up to us, isn't it? It's up to us to say we'll be a good person because that's what we believe is right, not because it'll earn us a better place in the next life. — Kelley Armstrong

Best Funny Wedding Toast Quotes By Billy Bob Thornton

I've really dreamed of doing television. All of us do television, coming up. But when I was coming up, television was a black hole for actors. Now, television has a certain cache. Now everybody wants to be on TV because they're doing adult dramas. If you're an actor, it's like, "Well, get me on television," because it's the only place you can do it and also make a living at it. If my kids need shoes, I better do a TV show because I damn sure don't make any money with independent films. — Billy Bob Thornton

Best Funny Wedding Toast Quotes By Robin Williams

You're only given a little spark of madness. Don't lose it. — Robin Williams