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Best Funny Valentine Quotes By Catullus

Give me a thousand kisses, then a hundred, then a thousand more. — Catullus

Best Funny Valentine Quotes By Melanie Clark Pullen

You can't put a price tag on love, but you can on all its accessories. — Melanie Clark Pullen

Best Funny Valentine Quotes By Christopher Plummer

Working with Julie Andrews is like getting hit over the head with a valentine. — Christopher Plummer

Best Funny Valentine Quotes By Mo Rocca

I have a dream, and a plan, to combine the commercial possibilities of Valentine's Day with the substance and meaning of black history month. I call it: Blackentine's Day. — Mo Rocca

Best Funny Valentine Quotes By Keiko Nobumoto

Hackers are nerdy, pasty, tubby, little geeks with triple thick glasses and this is probably a demented otaku with smelly feet. So catching him will be a breeze! — Keiko Nobumoto

Best Funny Valentine Quotes By Berenice Bejo

Even in the very beginning when she would bump into George Valentine and people would start taking pictures of her, she never thought, 'I'm with George Valentine. I need to get a picture with him.' She's like 'oh that's funny. Everyone's taking pictures!' — Berenice Bejo

Best Funny Valentine Quotes By Will McIntosh

It's funny. Friendships are Catch twenty-twos when you're single and in your thirties. Friends are your life rafts. You try to help each other meet people, you confide in each other, you spend Thanksgiving, Valentine's Day, all those emotional land-mine holidays together. But sooner or later one of you is going to meet someone and be gone into the world of couples. — Will McIntosh

Best Funny Valentine Quotes By Joan Rivers

At my age an affair of the heart is a bypass! — Joan Rivers

Best Funny Valentine Quotes By David Letterman

Valentine's Day money-saving tip: Break up on February 13th, get back together on the 15th. — David Letterman

Best Funny Valentine Quotes By Hannah Simone

It's funny, I was talking to somebody who writes for a cop show, and he was saying how they aren't allowed to acknowledge Christmas, Thanksgiving, Valentine's Day, just because it has to be able to play forever. — Hannah Simone

Best Funny Valentine Quotes By Russ Meneve

Ever have that one friend who gets a Valentine's Day gift for their mother? Doens't that freak you out a little? It's like, 'I don't know how to break this to you but I think she's banging your dad!' — Russ Meneve

Best Funny Valentine Quotes By Lewis Black

Valentine's Day: the holiday that reminds you that if you don't have a special someone, you're alone. — Lewis Black

Best Funny Valentine Quotes By Nathan Rabin

Phunny Business is a breezy, vivid, funny, star-studded and delightful valentine to comedy, entrepreneurship and the All-American impulse to make something out of nothing. The story of comedy club owner/inveterate dreamer Raymond Lambert and his heroic quest to create a safe, productive place for black stand-up comedians to hone their craft and find their voices isn't just a great Chicago story and a great comedy story: it's a flat-out great story, lovingly and engagingly told. — Nathan Rabin

Best Funny Valentine Quotes By Mike Birbiglia

I love Valentine's Day. When you're a kid everyone gets a Valentine. It's like 'TO TIM, NICE PANTS, LOVE SCOTT'. It's Valentines galore! — Mike Birbiglia

Best Funny Valentine Quotes By Zack Love

So I'm delighted to open up a bit about these particular details, in honor of Valentine's Day (when every balding, chubby, and short actuary wants people - especially the babes out there - to know about his studly past"
From: "My Best Valentine's Day.Ever: a Short Story — Zack Love

Best Funny Valentine Quotes By Jimmy Fallon

Oh here's an idea: let's make pictures of our internal organs and give them to other people we love on Valentine's Day. That's not weird at all. — Jimmy Fallon