Best Funny Military Quotes & Sayings

Funny how the U.S. sends in the military to fight "terrorists" in any country which has resources we want ... — Ziad K. Abdelnour

What the hell was she doing on the nonhostage side of a handgun? — Suzanne Brockmann

['Dad's Army' show]was a military thing but also very funny, so it's kind of the two things that I experienced by being a soldier, and I found it very humorous then and there, because of the juxtapositions [and] me and my emotional state. — Rhys Darby

Apparently officers are not 'men'. Officers are 'officers'. — Aditi Mathur Kumar

We are all regular people, Pia,' she laughs. 'But we are not
regular wives. — Aditi Mathur Kumar

Permission to shoot the fucker in the face when it comes over the rim? — J. Fally

There is strong. There is Army Strong. And then there is Army Wife Strong. — Aditi Mathur Kumar

You really can't blame the military for wanting to go to war [in Iraq]. They've got all these new toys and they want to know whether they work or not. — Andy Rooney

She says with that misty
far-away look in her eyes. Like conjunctivitis. — Aditi Mathur Kumar

She oozes the kind of over-confidence that only comes to people who wear deep red lipstick and sparkly tissue sarees in bright daylight. — Aditi Mathur Kumar

Oh Pia, I feel GOOD! Fully recovered!' he always says in a dazzling tone that tells everyone within a ten-kilometre radius that he's not. — Aditi Mathur Kumar

We have women in the military, but they don't put us in the front lines. They don't know if we can fight, if we can kill. I think we can. All the general has to do is walk over to the women and say, 'You see the enemy over there? They say you look fat in those uniforms.' — Elayne Boosler

My rule is: If you meet the weakest vessel, attack. If it is a vessel equal to yours, attack. And if it is stronger than yours, also attack. — Stepan Makarov

Bush, Blair and Rumsfeld; they are the funny trio. — Mohammed Saeed Al-Sahaf

Onward we stagger, and if the tanks come, may God help the tanks. — William Orlando Darby

Military Wives - Sacrificing Months of Sex for the Country. — Aditi Mathur Kumar