Best Funny Amharic Quotes & Sayings

Fear not failure but success. — Debasish Mridha

God doesn't do coincidences. You can bet your ass. — Matthew Quick

What's the point? you can bring in 50 witnesses and it would not change what the tape clearly shows. — Michael Jackson

I was watching Maury Povich the other day. He had these people on who say that they've had near death experiences. Do you ever notice they always say the same thing? 'I remember seeing this really bright, white light.' It's like, of course, you pinhead, it's the paramedic looking in your pupils with a penlight. — Carol Leifer

I don't have to tell you what your temper's like right now, do I? It's the scent of stupidity. — Veronica Rossi

God enabled me to so agonize in prayer that I was quite wet with perspiration, though in the shade and the cool wind. My soul was drawn out very much from the world, for multitudes of souls. — David Brainerd