Quotes & Sayings About Best Friends Being Weird Together

Sometimes I feel like a fire hydrant looking at a pack of dogs. — William J. Clinton

I just think I'm not the best person to demonstrate all the goodness humanity has to offer. I don't want you to be too disappointed when you realize that. — Marissa Meyer

I was her daughter, but more. I was Karen, Cheryl, Leif. Karen Cheryl Leif. KarenCherylLeif. Our names blurred into one in my mother's mouth all my life. She whispered it and hollered it, hissed it and crooned it. We were her kids, her comrades, the end of her and the beginning. We took turns riding shotgun with her in the car. "Do I love you this much?" she'd ask us, holding her hands six inches apart. "No," we'd say, with sly smiles. "Do I love you this much?" she'd ask again, and on and on and on, each time moving her hands farther apart. But she would never get there, no matter how wide she stretched her arms. The amount that she loved us was beyond her reach. It could not be quantified or contained. It was the ten thousand named things in the Tao Te Ching's universe and then ten thousand more. Her love was full-throated and all-encompassing and unadorned. Every day she blew through her entire reserve. — Cheryl Strayed

Did you learn to whisper in a sawmill? — Cormac McCarthy

Properly speaking, of course, there is no such thing as a return to nature, because there is no such thing as a departure from it. The phrase reminds one of the slightly intoxicated gentleman who gets up in his own dining room and declares firmly that he must be getting home. — G.K. Chesterton

I'd hate to be putting a bullet in a lawman, so I'd appreciate ye lowerin' yer weapon, sir. — Karen Witemeyer

I'm honestly not the kind of person who wants to step up to a podium, test the microphone and be like, 'Hey, I'm homosexual and this is who I am, hear me roar.' That's not who I am. — Abby Wambach

Christians ought to carry written in our hearts the solemn truth of how short is our opportunity to witness for Christ and live for Him. — Billy Graham

Other people do not owe me their availability. — Laura Schlessinger

It's a spinoff of the original Cracker Jack, but it's Cracker Jack'd. Frito Lay, when they asked me to be a part of it, I tried it, and I really like it. My favorite's the peanut butter and chocolate. — Ashley Tisdale

Hence the same instant which killed the animals froze the country where they lived. This event was sudden, instantaneous, without any gradual development. — Georges Cuvier