Best Duke Nukem Quotes & Sayings

Bleeding is for those who suck enough to get injured. — Duke Nukem

Internal peace is an essential first step to achieving peace in the world. How do you cultivate it? It's very simple. In the first place by realizing clearly that all mankind is one, that human beings in every country are members of one and the same family. — Dalai Lama

The respect for human rights is nowadays not so much a matter of having international standards, but rather questions of compliance with those standards. — Michelle Bachelet

Not having a schedule is OK if it's your PhD and you plan to spend 14 years on the thing, or if you're a programmer working on the next Duke Nukem and we'll ship when we're good and ready. But for almost any kind of real business, you just have to know how long things are going to take, because developing a product costs money. — Joel Spolsky

The man who has forgotten self may be said to have entered Heaven. — Zhuangzi

As much as I had always longed to be freed of my duties and obligations, being released from such bonds was as much a severing as an emancipation. — Robin Hobb

I'm funny how, I mean funny like I'm a clown? — Joe Pesci

Distraction serves evil more than any other mental state. — Stefan Molyneux