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I hate dates. I sit at home all day, and I don't fart once. I go on a date and I've got twenty in the bank straight away. — Carl Barron
My dad was proud of himself when he farted. He sounds like he's strangling a chicken when he farts. — Carl Barron
God can only be of service to me and I to him, not in the past, nor in the future, but only right now in this moment." Author: Steven James