Best Callen Quotes & Sayings

Love is a sliver of sunlight peeking through the darkness; a whisper of hope when all is lost. — Rochelle Maya Callen

I'm always driven to keep doing something different and better. — Bryan Callen

If you're the Rolling Stones, you can sing 'Start Me Up' for 35 years, and people still cheer. — Bryan Callen

Comedy is surprise. Comedy is not something that you can, necessarily, do twice. — Bryan Callen

I celebrate masculinity when I'm onstage. — Bryan Callen

If you actually get down to the nitty-gritty of the average Pakistani, the average Indian, the average whoever, what you really do know emotionally is that they're exactly the same. — Bryan Callen

Where and how did you propose?"

She bit her lip. "Um..."

Callen ran a hand over Grace's hair. "In bed as nature intended." He shot an apologetic glance his mother's direction. "Sorry."

She shook her head. "That's okay. I figured out you've slept together."

For some reason that struck Mallory as hysterical. "The pregnancy gave it away, right? — HelenKay Dimon

You go into an audition, you're either the one or you're not, and if you're not, you go home. And I kind of like that. If you're really good, and you're the best guy in the room that day, you get the job. — Bryan Callen

Women find men attractive who are aggressive ... but later on, they get worried that that aggression, that alpha energy, is going to be turned back against them and their children. — Bryan Callen

That of all the floures in the mede, Thanne love I most these floures white and rede, Suche as men callen daysyes in her toune. — Geoffrey Chaucer

Stand-up comedy is all you. It's your show, it's your game. You control every aspect of it - of that experience and that expression. There's really nothing quite as satisfying. — Bryan Callen

And then she fell into his arms. It was what he'd dreamed of on sleepless nights, holding her, feeling the press of her breasts to his chest, the flare of her hips in his hands. He forgot all about where they were, why they were alone together. He forgot the risk of his dishonor and her ruin. There was still a corrupt beast inside him, waiting for this chance. All that mattered was that they were alone, and she was with him, and he wished he never had to let her go. — Gayle Callen

As actors, we have a philosophy, which is this: great fun. That has transmitted itself into the dwarf philosophy of life. We're up for a brawl, we're up for a bloody good feed, and if you've got food, well, we share what we've got, and so should you. — John Callen

It's always a shock to me when I get recognized. — Bryan Callen

Some comics really thrive on being disrespectful, especially toward women, and it's somehow understood as edgy, but I'm the opposite. I've never liked curse words for that reason. — Bryan Callen

There are so many hot, sexy women in L.A. — Bryan Callen

My dad's idea of punishment was to dress me up in all green to disguise me as grass, and then throw me in the pasture. Cows bit me all over. — Bryan Callen

Being in quite a few movies ... there's always things that are changing about a film. — Bryan Callen

I don't know much, but I like talking to people who know a lot more than I do. — Bryan Callen

Wasting time is a stupid thing to do in this big ol' ugly world. — Rochelle Maya Callen

My parents were really nice to me. — Bryan Callen

As an actor, you're never busy enough. — Bryan Callen

We cry in our own rooms, remembering a man who will never be here again.The house creaks. Maybe it feels the weight of our grief, maybe the floorboards are buckling because the burden is too heavy. — Rochelle Maya Callen

People can change ... no matter where they come from, no matter where they think they ought to go, people can make their own way. — Rochelle Maya Callen

I'm in love with the entire industry and every aspect of performing and directing, even writing, and I love working with acting students. — John Callen

My point of view is that men are basically animals, and I'm okay with that. — Bryan Callen

I've always wanted to be a brooding, deep, dark artist, but I can never keep that facade going for more than 15 minutes. — Bryan Callen

Guys want a 500 horsepower car. I'd rather have one horsepower - in a horse. That's macho. You go to pick up your date and you show up on a horse. — Bryan Callen

Jade is my everything: my wings, my roots, my sky. I am in love with her.
And she tried to kill me.
Now that is some messed up shit right now. — Rochelle Maya Callen

Of alle the floures in the mede, Than love I most these floures whyte and rede, Swiche as men callen daysies in our toun ... Til that myn herte dye ... That wel by reson men hit calle may The 'dayesye' or elles the 'ye of day,' The emperice and flour of floures alle. I pray to god that faire mot she falle, And alle that loven floures, for hir sake! — Geoffrey Chaucer

One of the beautiful things about podcasting is that I'm not beholding to some public entity. — Bryan Callen

I guess I am attracted to older women. I'm looking for a 40-something who has had her heart broken two or three hundred times. She's going to be fun! — Bryan Callen