Besarte El Quotes & Sayings

I have no use for bodyguards, but I have very specific use for two highly trained certified public accountants. — Elvis Presley

The power of the computer is starting to spread. — Bill Budge

A conservative is a libertarian who has been mugged. — John Stossel

Is listening to Pink Floyd in the dark a medical condition? — Jon Stewart

There is nothing you can't do, if you set your mind to it. Anything is possible. — Rick Hansen

Now let us see what the philosophers say. Note that venerable proverb: Children and fools _always_ speak the truth. The deduction is plain
adults and wise persons _never_ speak it. — Mark Twain

(door slams open at 2:30am)
"Guess who's DRUAAAHUUUNK!" said Wilson.
"I guess Wilson, now get out," moaned Scott — Bryan Lee O'Malley

Money cannot buy health, but I'd settle for a diamond-studded
wheelchair. — Dorothy Parker

Science is a set of methods designed to describe and interpret observed or inferred phenomenon, past or present, and aimed at building a testable body of knowledge open to rejection or confirmation. — Michael Shermer