Bertolettis Quotes & Sayings

I know electric knives are excellent for carving turkeys that have had their bones removed and been forced into a mold to shape them. Please note that those turkeys are called hams. — John Hodgman

I think any time you have Phil Jackson involved in any organization, you're going to definitely look at it, and it's definitely intriguing. The Knicks are definitely a place where anybody would like to go. — Kevin Love

I've just been more interested in doing film right now and I don't want to go away from my family for six months, which was what I would have had to have done if I did the play on Broadway. — Mark Ruffalo

To fight evil with activity is like fighting darkness with one's hands. So what you need is light, not fit. — Anthony De Mello

Fitness needs to be perceived as fun and games or we subconsciously avoid it. — Alan Thicke

I'm a pacifist by nature. — Rafael Correa

Riding a Ducati is like having sex with an aerobics instructor - you know, I'm exhausted and panting and it's going: 'Are you done, already?' — Jay Leno

I don't worry about terrorism. I was married for two years. — Sam Kinison

But the misfortune of speaking with bitterness is a most natural consequence of the prejudices I had been encouraging. There — Jane Austen

If the question is: what's more mortifying than professing your love to a boy and having him turn and walk away from you? The answer is: professing your love to a boy, while standing in front of your friends, parents and a hundred strangers, and having him turn and walk away from you. — Autumn Doughton